Most Patriotic
(Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 – 12:36 pm)
I went and saw Iron Man, and that was fantastic. I went and saw The Incredible Hulk, and that was… not horrifying; it was just good. I’ve heard that Marvel is working up an Avengers movie, and for that to happen, we need two more superheroes: Thor, and Captain America.
IMDB reports that Thor and Captain America are in preproduction for release in a few short years.
To make this clear: Thor is a god. Captain America is a really patriotic guy with a shield. Ok, so Thor is living without a memory of being a god, and Cappy is effectively a supersoldier, so those could theoretically make some interesting movies, depending on the script.
But who to cast?
Thor, I’ve got no idea. You need someone who can effectively be a partially disabled doctor—ala House—and a hulking, hammer-wielding, God of Thunder.
Captain America, though, I’ve got an idea about. We need a guy who can be the ultimate in patriotic. Someone more vibrantly American than your average American. Someone who can defend truth, justice, and The American Way™ while wearing big red boots and what amounts to an American flag (though the one star is a dead giveaway as to which state he’d save first).
Someone, my friends, like Stephen Colbert.